The wood chipper is a large, green machine with a black lid. The lid can be opened up to reveal sharp spikes inside. A green tub is located in the front, and there is a "DANGER" warning on the side. It is located in the bottom right corner of the garden.
The player can place bodies into the wood chipper, which will result in the bodies being grinded. An output of blood will spill out into a bucket placed underneath. It cannot be activated unless there is a bucket available.
- The wood chipper was first shown in the sneak peek, May Preview #7. It showed Yandere-chan dumping Kokona Haruka's body into the machine, and a second picture of her blood being collected in the bucket.
- The wood chipper was implemented in the June 1st, 2016 Build.
- In the future, the wood chipper might be moved to the hedge maze.